alanisms.com - the curmudgeon Alan

Teleportation

menace — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 15:42:04 +0000

me: freakin lost my civic keys somehow
was stranded at train station
Alan: oh damn
you called home to pick you up
me: bring me keys
Alan: did you find your keys when you get home?
me: …
think about that.

a rye

menace — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:46:49 +0000

Alan: haha but if all goes a rye
challenge – get away
lol
me: ….
a rye
awry ?
Alan: yes
me: sigh
Alan: spelling be master
me: *bee

v-alan-tines day

menace — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:57:11 +0000

Alan: are you coming over?
me: dude no why
im so not holding the camera
thats too far dude
Alan: lol
ill hold it
me: i dont think u know what ur saying

Dire Straits

menace — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:49:54 +0000

me: are you goign dim sum wit them tomorrow or u go straight to PP
Alan: Strait to pp, their dim sum spot is closer to Dave
me: oh so i should meet you STRAIGHT at PP
Alan: If you want. Or we can have lunch then head strait to pp
me: where do you want to meat
(straight)
Alan: I guess my place, then we can decide what to have for lunch. Straight

And by annoyed she means…

menace — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 21:07:04 +0000

Amy: Alan was annoyed that I talked to you more than I talked to him

constantly vowels

menace — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 18:17:06 +0000

Alan: sometimes its really annoying
either i have too many vowels or too many constants

chinese condom mints

menace — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:40:12 +0000

Alan: it doesnt have the chinese condomints
its more korean

scrabble champ

menace — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 14:38:29 +0000

Alan: i just put letters in places
and submit
Alan: and if it takes im happey, if it doesnt i try some other combo
me: facepalm
Alan: lol

50th post!

substandard mastery

menace — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:51:40 +0000

me: what u doing this weekend
Alan: nothing
me: wanna be togehter?
Alan: not particularly the way you might take this conversation
me: teh assumptions and judgment loaded in that statement!
is that what u think of me
how can u fault me for loving
Alan: well my current substandard mastery of the english language leads me to believe that the statement you made “wanna be together” is different then “wanna hang out”
me: hahah good one
Alan: lol
me: i just like to twist words
Alan: i know

Broken Shirts

menace — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 19:43:54 +0000

Alan: there is always a crowd – might check out some store for working shirts
ok im heading out
later